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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 07:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

So they tried

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Gold-eating fungus could help find metals on Earth and asteroids - Earth.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The Law Firms That Appeased Trump—and Angered Their Clients - WSJ

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Walmart workers are sharing photos of price hikes of 38% or more — and some prices are up at Target too - Business Insider

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

2 Popular Dividend Stocks I Wouldn't Touch With A 10-Foot Pole - Seeking Alpha

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Fred Espenak, astronomy's 'Mr. Eclipse', dies at 71 - Space