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13.06.2025 07:13

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
So they tried
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Gold-eating fungus could help find metals on Earth and asteroids - Earth.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The Law Firms That Appeased Trump—and Angered Their Clients - WSJ
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
—
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
2 Popular Dividend Stocks I Wouldn't Touch With A 10-Foot Pole - Seeking Alpha
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors